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Post by Lucy on May 24, 2014 21:18:16 GMT -8
It was a pleasant day in Heck, which by Heck standards simply meant it wasn't raining hellfire or something along those lines. The wasteland on the edge of a small city was as bleak and arid as always, with only the occasional roaming demon beast breaking the grey monotony. That is, until, a stereotypically mystical looking portal, glowing lights and all, opened up a few meters above the ground, dumping a seventeen-year-old boy on his ass.
"Ow... What the hell...?" Randy Sinclair muttered, rubbing his bruised rear and looking around. All he saw were ominous looking rocks, and some silhouettes in the distance that could possibly be some buildings. "Where am I? This place looks kind of weird... God, someone didn't slip me drugs or something, did they? My parents would kill me if I did drugs." He stumbled to his feet and glanced around nervously, not quite sure of what to do.
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Post by Alesia on May 24, 2014 23:12:52 GMT -8
Silascivorazaroth, an incubus, was laying on a cliff-like outcropping not too far off from where the portal that drops off undead teenager was located. He was starting to grow a bit impatient with the unusually slow rate of the portal dropping off humans. Attractive ones, at the very least. He had already witness around 10 people get dropped off via portal, but none of them met Silas's standards. Each one of them swiftly met their demise at the mouths of demons who were alerted of their arrival soon after. The glowing lights of the portal made Silas sit up from his perch, eagerly waiting to see the face of the unfortunate soul who was about to enter Heck.
"Oh goodie! This ones not ugly!" Silas grinned with delight upon seeing the boy from afar. "Yooooo! New kid! You lost?" He called to him, standing on the edge of the cliff proudly with his arms crossed.
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Post by Lucy on May 24, 2014 23:28:25 GMT -8
Ran whirled around at the sound of someone calling to him, only to see a literally red-skinned boy with horns, a tail, and ridiculously stripperific clothes standing on a nearby cliff. He turned away, rubbed his eyes, and looked back, blinking. "What the actual fuck," he said in flat disbelief. "Shit, I HAVE been drugged. God damn, is this what happens when you take LSD? You start seeing weirdo demon twinks?"
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Post by Alesia on May 24, 2014 23:43:05 GMT -8
"Weirdo demon twinks?" Silas's eyebrow twitched in irritation at the human's rude remark. "Hey pal, I'm older than you and all of your great great great grandfathers combined!" He skidded down from the edge of the cliff and made his way over to the boy. "And you're not on some drug. Everything that you're seeing right now is real. I know what you're thinking. It's hard to believe someone with such good looks actually exists, right?" Silas smirked. "But enough about me. Hate to say it but, you're as dead as a rock, pal. Welcome to Heck, I'll be your new partner from today on if you want to stay alive. Er, alive but also still pretty dead." Silas grinned and held out his hand for the human to shake.
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Post by Lucy on May 24, 2014 23:54:58 GMT -8
Ran stared wordlessly at Silas with half-squinted eyes, mouth slightly parted but unable to say anything. He ignored the incubus's hand. After a long pause, he finally said, "...What?" He rubbed the bridge of his nose for a moment, trying process what he had just heard. "I'm dead, and I'm in hell, and you want to be my partner?" he said, tone disbelieving. "Alright, that's a bit too elaborate for drugs. I must just be dreaming." He stopped again and pondered for a moment. "Does that mean I'm lucid dreaming right now and I can control the dream with my mind? That'd be sweet." He made gestures towards a pile of rocks, as if trying to use the Force, but nothing happened.
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Post by Alesia on May 25, 2014 0:24:25 GMT -8
Silas stared blankly at the boy while he concentrated on the rocks. "Ech..he's cute but he's as dumb as those pile of rocks hes waving at." He thought to himself, and then shook his head to get himself back on track. "You're not in Hell, per se. You're in Heck. A place all teenagers go when they die because they're not ready for big boy things like eternal damnation, but still not innocent enough for a lap of luxury in Heaven." He explained, crossing his arms once more and swishing his tail. "And I'd suggest you hurry up and agree to being my partner so we can get to making that contract. As soon as you entered this realm, literally every demon within a miles radius saw the light show that happened once you came through that portal and are probably making their way to this very spot as we speak, Obi Wan."
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Post by Lucy on May 25, 2014 0:33:17 GMT -8
Ran surveyed the demon in front of him, contemplating what he had just said with a hand held picturesquely to his chin. "Are we in an anime right now or something?" he asked. "I feel like this is an anime. That was totally just the exposition right now." He looked around at their surroundings again before sighing and turning back to Silas. "Fine then, dream or LSD trip or whatever, I may as well play along until I snap out of it. What do I have to do to become your 'partner'? And what do you mean demons, aren't you a demon?"
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Post by Alesia on May 25, 2014 19:11:19 GMT -8
"Fine. If you want to believe this is all a dream or an LSD trip, be my guest. You'll learn soon enough." Silas shrugged, figuring trying to get this guy to wake up and smell the coffee so soon wasn't going to work. "Yes, I am indeed a demon, but I'm not the only one around. There are other kinds of demons that roam this realm. Demons that aren't as smart or pretty as me and would just love to have you for lunch." He explained. "And on the topic of what you have to do to become my partner?" He said, looking thoughtful for a moment. "Well, um..I think it goes like this.." Silas stepped closer to the human on his tippy toes, his chest pressed against his and slowly bringing his lips closer to the human's.
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Post by Lucy on May 25, 2014 19:24:18 GMT -8
Ran stumbled back from Silas before their lips could meet, a look of alarm accompanied by a blush on his face. "Woah! W-what the hell, man?! Are you trying to mack on me? I didn't think you meant that kind of partner!" He brought a hand up to his face, trying to cover the redness in his cheeks. "Y-you know, I think I'd be better off going and finding someone who's not some sort of weird pervert," he said nervously. He turned away and started walking, only to see the silhouette of something coming towards them. "Huh? What's that?" he wondered aloud, squinting at it. As it drew closer, he saw that it was a giant, inky black monster with a myriad of centipede-like legs carrying it towards them at an alarming pace. "Wha-- What IS that?!"
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Post by Alesia on May 25, 2014 20:45:14 GMT -8
"Oh! Ankhoshekh! Come back for seconds, huh big guy?" Silas called to the enormous centipede like demon with glee in his voice. "Don't mind him, human, he just wants to probably devour you in the most horrible way possible. I mean, that's what he did to the last guy that ended up here. He sort of resembled you too. About yay high and was around your age. I was SOOO close to becoming his partner and saving him from being killed. His bones were used as toothpicks in the end..Saddening, really." Silas sighed. "I could have already made the contract with you by now but you pushed me away before I could kiss you..I guess you'll just have to end up dying like the others.." He said innocently, bringing his hands up to his chin to emphasize his cuteness.
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Post by Lucy on May 25, 2014 21:13:37 GMT -8
Ran looked back and forth between the approaching demon and Silas, making various noises of vague terror, before finally acquiesing. "A-alright, alright, kiss me or whatever you need to do!" he shouted, grabbing Silas by the shoulders and shaking him a few times before positioning the shorter demon in front of him and hiding behind him like a shield. "J-just keep me from getting killed!" He watched in horror as the centipede demon approached, feeling like he was about to shit his pants at any moment, which was not good because he really didn't want to do something like shitting his pants in front of a cute but bratty and perverted demon twink.
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Post by Alesia on May 26, 2014 0:13:40 GMT -8
Silas grinned devilishly at the human's response. "Good boy~" He said in a singsong voice. He turned around to face the human and wasted no time locking his lips against Ran's, taking his time as he passionately intertwined his warm tongue with the cowardly humans to be sure he had enough energy to take on a demon of that size and caliber. He lightly bit the bottom of his new partner's lip as he pulled away from the kiss. "You're not half bad at french kissing, kid." Silas winked and put a hand to Ran's forehead. In his mind's eye, he got a clear image of what the form of boy's newly acquired power would take.
"God, that's a lot of frills. I cannot have this kid parading around looking like a complete doofus. I'll just change it here and there and...perfect."
"Now you're all set to go! Knock 'em dead!" Silas said with a shove to the boy's backside.
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Post by Lucy on May 26, 2014 1:42:20 GMT -8
Ran was caught completely off guard by the kiss, and pulled away from it red-faced and stuttering, bringing a hand to his lips. He opened his mouth to say something when he felt a jerk in his gut and was suddenly hovering in the air. And glowing. "Wha-- What the--" was all he managed to get out before his clothes started disintegrating into petals of light, only to be replaced by new similarly glowing silhouettes of clothes. When he was placed back on the ground, the light exploded into sparkles, revealing the frilly (and risque) outfit that he was now wearing.
Ran looked down at himself in horror; he was wearing a leotard with frills on the edges, below which were a garterbelt and thigh-high boots. The chest had a heart-shaped window cut out of it, which on a woman may have been referred to as a boob window, but he could find no conceivable reason for its purpose on him. His arms were covered with long, lace-trimmed gloves, and in one hand he held a whip with a heart on the handle. "What the HELL?" he exclaimed in horror and disbelief.
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Post by Alesia on May 26, 2014 23:12:01 GMT -8
"What's the problem?" Silas snickered at the human's new getup. "Honestly, I thought you'd like it. Most of what you're wearing is a product of your own subconscious, after all. I only added a few details in certain places to top it all off. Like the garterbelt and such." He smiled innocently. "But we'll have time to talk about that later if you can come out of this battle alive! Giant monster at 5 o'clock!" Silas pointed towards the enormous centipede-like monster that was almost upon them.
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Post by Lucy on Jun 25, 2014 12:31:25 GMT -8
"Oh god..." Ran murmured in disbelief as he squeezed his eyes shut and leapt up. Gravity didn't seem to affect him the same, and he was able to soar through the air in an arc that allowed him to hover long enough to attack from above. Eyes still shut tightly, he gripped the handle of his whip awkwardly in both hands, raised it over his head, and snapped it back down, lashing at the monster. It let out a demonic screech as he landed lightly behind it. It began to turn to face him, insect-like mandibles clacking menacingly. He kept his eyes closed and continued whipping methodically at the beast, hands clutching tightly at the handle of his weapon and mouth uttering a stream of "NO NO NO NO NO" with each lash. Finally, with one last hit, the beast exploded into shadow confetti and dissipated. Ran finally cracked one eye open and looked around, and then sighed with relief.
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