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Post by Lucy on Nov 11, 2013 21:24:02 GMT -8
"Exactly my point," Simon growled. "Though I'd say less like roses and more like a five star buffet. It's making me insanely hungry." He huffed and crossed his arms, turning away. "But as much as I'd love to pin you to the wall and suck on your neck (in a non-gay way) I think just us being in here together is going to start enough awful rumors. No need to add fuel to the fire." He glanced back at Ashe. "You know, if this was a video game slash anime I bet we'd end up coming out if this as best bros. Or maybe that only works in saunas..."
((nerd alert
he's somehow a hipster loser and a fandom geek at the same time apparently))
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Post by Alesia on Nov 11, 2013 21:43:57 GMT -8
"Ew." Ashe gave Simon a sort of 'judging you' type of facial expression. "Are you a fucking weaboo? You're such a nerd, oh my god." He snickered, covering his grin with a balled hand over his mouth.
((u know what im trying to convey with his hand right? or should i try to put it into words better? <:b))
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Post by Lucy on Nov 11, 2013 23:07:55 GMT -8
((nah I get it))
"Yes, because everyone who's ever played a video game made in Japan is a weeaboo," Simon said sarcastically. "At least I'm not some wizard dweeb who's never gonna get laid," he sniffed. "Believe it or not my interests can actually HELP to meet girls who also like them, whereas your future looks like a one way path go being locked away in a tower full of books, studying for the rest of your life, never again feeling the touch of another being," here he poked Ashe's cheek annoyingly. "You poor, poor soul. I almost feel sorry for you."
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Post by Alesia on Nov 12, 2013 16:55:11 GMT -8
Ashe swatted away Simon's finger. "I could get a girlfriend if I wanted to!" He crossed his arms but made sure he didn't diminish the light in his left hand. "I'm not always immersed in books, you know. And girls happen to fall head over heels for intellectual men such as myself." He frowned. Ashe suddenly had noticed how close Simon had gotten had gotten to him just to poke his cheek. He scooted back a pinch and turned his face away from him. "Also, back up a bit. You're a little too close for comfort."
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Post by Lucy on Nov 12, 2013 17:18:26 GMT -8
"If it's that easy for an 'intellectual man' like you to get a girlfriend, why don't you have one?" Simon asked, arching an eyebrow. "I bet you'd have to use a love spell or something to even have a chance. You're obviously lacking in natural charm." He rolled his eyes as Ashe backed away and took a step back himself. "What's the matter, afraid I'm gonna bite? Or do you have claustrophobia? Wouldn't be surprised for a nerd like you to have a bunch of weird fears."
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Post by Alesia on Nov 12, 2013 19:17:27 GMT -8
"No, I'm just afraid your weabooism is contagious." Ashe said as he covered his mouth and nose with his hand. "And the reason as to why I'm still single is because there's not a girl who's piqued my interest as of yet. Using spells to get a girl is just petty and below me." He then ran a hand through his hair and grinned. "Plus, I'm just oozing natural charm and sex appeal! I wouldn't expect you to realize it though. You only see me as dinner as well as a rival."
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Post by Lucy on Nov 12, 2013 20:30:39 GMT -8
Simon rolled his eyes. "Please, you have the sex appeal of a dried-out grape," he scoffed. "Dinner, yes. Rival, you'd barely be worth wiping my boots on." He leaned back against the door, crossed his arm, and sighed. It was very quickly getting boring in the closest. "You know, if you've never liked a single girl, don't you think you might be gay? You look like the type." He smirked.
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Post by Alesia on Nov 12, 2013 21:57:29 GMT -8
Ashe cleared his throat awkwardly. "Well erm..I've never considered a male partner let alone felt attraction towards one." He scratched the side of his face lightly. "What about you, Dracula? What's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?"
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Post by Lucy on Nov 12, 2013 22:26:25 GMT -8
Simon blinked. He had been expecting a more violent retribution for his snide comment. "Hmm... Well, you'd be surprised how difficult it is to find someone who's cool with being your personal juicebox," he sighed, shrugging. "It's hard to feel romantic attachment to someone you want to eat all the time. All those supernatural romance novels are wayyy off the mark."
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Post by Alesia on Nov 12, 2013 23:05:12 GMT -8
"Huh." Ashe laid his head back and looked up towards the cieling. "To be honest, if my future girlfriend happened to be a vampire, I'd probably let her bite me all the time." He chuckled lightly. "I'd also probably ask her not to bite anyone else BUT me. If she ever had to go somewhere far away, I'd personally fill up some blood packs and pack them in her suitcase or something like that. Knowing that someone else is going to have the pleasure of having her lips touch their neck would urk me to no end."
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Post by Lucy on Nov 13, 2013 15:43:28 GMT -8
Simon tilted his head and looked inquisitively at Ashe, like someone stumped by a puzzle. "Are... you joking, or are you really just that weird?" he finally asked. "There aren't many people who'd consent to being bitten once, let alone constantly. I think you'd probably die of anemia, unless you healed yourself each time, but you can't even do that." He gestured to the wizard's bandaged fingers, looking slightly smug.
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Post by Alesia on Nov 13, 2013 22:56:41 GMT -8
"Well I've never been bitten before so.." Ashe raised a brow and placed a chin on his hand. "Claiming all that might be a bit much I guess. I do plan on mastering healing magic quite soon." He glanced down at his bandaged hand and frowned. "Shit like this is not going to happen to me a second time. Besides, If I'm going to keep my title as the greatest wizard of all time, I have to learn all there is to know. I gotta deliver the bite and not just the bark."
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Post by Lucy on Nov 13, 2013 23:09:23 GMT -8
"Well you know, if you want to know what it feels like to be bitten, I'd be more than happy to help," Simon replied, leaning forward and grinning sadistically. Then he slumped back into his position against the door, expression relaxing into faint condescension. "You really are deluded about your magical abilities, though. I'm pretty sure at least most of the great wizards of history were natural prodigies; magic tends to be more of an inborn trait than a learned one. And if you can't even heal a cut by the time you're fifteen, well, I don't see how you can expect to learn ALL magic..." He closed his eyes shook his head slowly back and forth.
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Post by Alesia on Nov 13, 2013 23:31:07 GMT -8
"I'd burn this entire closet down before I ever let you touch my neck with your mouth for a second time." Ashe replied while glaring at Simon. "My ancestry happens to be filled with wizards and witches!" He stuck out his chest with pride and placed hand on his hip. "Though I haven't studied much healing magic, It's not too late to start. I just..happen to be better at magic having to do with destruction."
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Post by Lucy on Nov 13, 2013 23:45:42 GMT -8
"Hm... That sounds like a challenge." Simon stepped closer to Ashe and smirked down at him. He traced a cool finger up along the wizard's neck to his jaw, and tilted his chin up slightly. "You sure didn't seem to be very good at offensive magic during the tournament. You would've been killed if I hadn't saved you, and then I would've torn out your throat if it hadn't been for that bastard that skewered us at the last moment."
((yay for referring back to things that haven't technically happened yet
that scenario is still okay, right?))
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